xDraakoNx

Hey all      little bio here  if you don't mind    I'm going on 53    I was born ' n ' raised in the great State of Maine   and  I'm 100 % full blood Portuguese  (Parents Migrated here) I've been told many times tast I have a weird sense of humor   (just it's that no one was complaining though)  it's  kinda alot like (if not almost fully at times ) warped ,twisted ,ironic , sarcastic, sarcastically ironic , naughty ,slightly morbid can be gruesome and highly satiric for the most part     and so  without further ado     and without including any of you in making my decision  and I am completely unanimous in this      NONE OF ARE FREE OF WHAT COMES NEXT       AND  YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT        hehehehe       ahhhh    opposers eh?   well now for those of you that just laughed      guess   what ???          just for the old "S$%^ and giggles"  I'm going to prove that time travel and time loss are both possible at the same time      so ...  as you all continue to read this for the next few minutes as I ramble on    you will all experience   2   things       # 1 )   Mental Torture       each and every one of you are going to have whatever truly insane ,  intense , utterly mind bending  excruciating  mental torture that your create in your own minds    why??   well clearly it's quite obvious       it was you   yourself that keeps making you read on hehehe     #2) after you have finished reading this    look at your clock     all of you have just experience getting 7 minutes older.   hehehehe    well anyways  I've been playing video games ever since the very first video game ever created    " PONG "      (at that time I was around the age that my Ole Grandpappy used to call  ) " Just about wee bit shy of bein'   than knee high to a Toad"                       and a BIG CONGRATS to all   BTW     you all guessed it right on the nose the very first time       oh ^%^&%   crap    sorry    I kinda left out a wee bit of info firsthand    I didn't mean you all got the name of the game correct       I meant you all guessed that   I'M FREAKING OLD !!!       hahahaha JK